I have a mission for anyone who has read my blog! Please tell at least one person about my blog. I don't really care who that person is. Tell a friend, family member, a third cousin twice removed. Tell your grandma! Go up to a random kid at school and tell them. Go to a random person on the street and tell them! Spray paint Read maybeisawabeardeddragon.blogspot.com onto your school, a school bus, a bridge, the office. Put fliers up anywhere! Stick fliers onto peoples backs! Get your pet dragon to walk around with the blog name on it's side. People will have to listen to that! Get a tattoo of my blog name and show anyone who will sit still for one minute. Tell the local news you were abducted by aliens and when they interview you, scream MAYBE I SAW A BEARDED DRAGON AT BLOGSPOT.COM IS THE BEST BLOG EVER! REEEEAAAAAD IIIITTT! And these are only a few ideas.
P.S. This is completely mandatory. Just because I can never find out who you are doesn't mean I can't punish you for not telling people about my blog!
P.P.S If you think my blog absolutely sucks and hate it, you're probably a terrible person who hates funny things. Maybe. Or my blog really does suck. But anyway, if you hate my blog, you're not allowed to tell people it sucks. Because I will possibly find you. Maybe.
The only post this blog doesn't apply to is Best Friend.
Dear Best Friend, You can't tell anyone. If you do, there's a chance that my parents/sisters would find out about my blog. And then I would be discreetly murdered.
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