Thursday, December 8, 2011

Eating tomato soup for breakfast is empowering

So I'm supposed to be doing homework, but decided to write a post instead. Am I slightly irresponsible? Maybe.
You know how people normally eat breakfast foods for breakfast? Like, you'd eat cereal, toast, eggs, bacon, bagels, fruit, waffles, pancakes, sausage, English muffins or oatmeal? That's ok. But a lot of times, I like to eat non-breakfast foods for breakfast. I know a lot of people do this. How fun is it to wake up and go downstairs and make tomato soup for breakfast?!?!? Ice Cream is also good. So is sushi, sandwiches, pumpkin pie, popcorn, ribs, and mashed potatoes. When I eat non-breakfast foods for breakfast, it makes me feel special. Almost like I'm standing on top of something high screaming "I AM GOING AGAINST WHAT THE WORLD WANTS ME TO BE! I'M EATING TOMATO SOUP FOR BREAKFAST! WHAT NOW, BITCHES?!?!?!?" Does anyone else get this feeling when they eat tomato soup for breakfast? Probably. If you do, you're awesome. Just saying.
The tomato soup looks happy because it's tomato soup. The eggs look sad because they are eggs and awesome in their own right, but tomato soup is more awesome when eaten for breakfast.

A random note: On of my friends gets so hyper if she eats anything at all for breakfast. She could have a piece of lettuce and she'd be in class, twitching as she tried to not jump up and start running around. When she doesn't eat any breakfast, she has normal energy levels.

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