I know yesterday I promised a video of me trying to break some ice with a hatchet, but the video wouldn't send from my phone. So I'll tell you about this little kid I sometimes baby sit instead!
We were talking about him hitting his hand on a plastic train track once and said "they're pretty stiff." I couldn't stop laughing.
He also likes to play stuff like castle, but he's always a queen.
He has littlest pet shops.
Other than that, he's fairly normal. But because he's little he constantly invades my space.
Guess what?
I want toast.
Or caffeine.
People are coming over tomorrow.
I just got paid 20 dollars.
I want to buy some new music. We're having pea soup for dinner. Has anyone who's reading this ever tried drugs? I haven't. That's how awesome I am.
I have no clue why I just wrote that.
Why are ninjas so awesome. BECAUSE THEY ARE NINJAS. THEY DON'T NEED A REASON.
I like hot chocolate.
I just had hot chocolate and a candy cane. I'm texting someone. Has anyone ever seen a penguin in the wild? I thought not. My dog is adorable. He likes to eat. So do I. What would a color you've never seen look like? What if a kid grew up and never saw the color green, and then all of a sudden you put him in a forest in summer. What the hell would happen? Would he die from the sheer shock of green? What if we all saw different colors? There'd be no way to figure that out, because I'd grow up thinking purple was called purple and you'd grow up thinking whatever other color you saw was called purple and if I pointed to something and ask and you'd reply with the right answer but it would be wrong. Think about that, philosophers.
I need to do homework.
Fuck homework.
I have red pants. They are awesome.
Almost as awesome as a ninja eating pineapple while ridding a dinosaur. And the dinosaur is on a snowboard. But it's summer. But there's snow on the ground! How amazing would that be?!?!?!?!?!
What would happen if leaves were actually made out of toffee? I think I'd die from joy.
I wish a scientist decides to grow a tree with toffee from leaves. Then no one would starve. We'd just all be obese.
Never mind. I don't think that's a good idea.
I cant spell awesome right. Spellcheck always has to correct me.
*mumbles*................I still hate Spellcheck......thinks it's better than me.....oh I can spell this right, I'm fucking spellcheck...........
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