I would very much love to be nocturnal when I grow up. How cool would that be? I mean, you could go in to a restaurant at 9PM and be all "Oh, are you still serving breakfast?" and then be all "No? Too bad. I'm nocturnal, so I was going to buy breakfast, but obviously you don't appreciate nocturnal people." Or at 7AM you can go into restaurants and be all "Are you serving dinner? Well, why not?!?! It's dinner time!"
That would be sooo funny. The only problem would be when you were walking on the street at night there would probably be muggers and creeps and such. So I'd invest in Kung Fu or something so I could protect myself.
But I mean, then you could stay up all night! And sleep during the day! And be a vampire! (Just kidding- that would be weird) But it would also be fun to go grocery shopping and whatnot.
And travailing would be easier! Not as much traffic.
And then also when I'd be shopping there wouldn't be as many lines, and stores wouldn't be crowded when I was shopping.
And then I could come downstairs at 9PM and my parents would be all "Oh, why did you sleep in so late?" And I'd be all "Now I am nocturnal! This is a perfectly normal time to wake up!" And then my parents would be left wondering where they went wrong while raising a child who seemed perfectly normal when they were a kid but now that they are a teenager are completely insane and their life's goal is to be nocturnal.
And also merry whatever-you-people-celebrate. Because I don't know what religion everyone is. So just have fun with whatever you are celebrating.
Unless you are celebrating the downfall of humanity.
Then I do not wish you well at all.
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