So I say Moderately Ok a lot. I use it like this:
Mom: How was school?
Me: Oh, it was Moderately Ok.
But no one seems to get it. They're all like "Moderately Ok? Why can't it just be ok?" and then i'm all "Because I'm AWESOME so I use Moderatly Ok. It's not good Ok, or bad Ok, it was just Moderately Ok."
But I was thinking. Because no one ever uses Moderately Ok, I can turn this into anything I want! So, from this day forward, Moderately Ok will be used as a good thing. So use Moderately Ok in the place of words such as "Awesome" or "Amazing." As an added bonus you can freak people out by using Moderately Ok:
Boyfriend: *looking smug* So, how about that sex last night?
Girlfriend: *looking happy* Oh, I know, it was soooo Moderately Ok!!!
Boyfriend: *looking hurt* It was only ok?!?!
Then you will get to explain that Moderately Ok means Amazing or Awesome. And then one more person will be using Moderately Ok.
Another note to Spellcheck:
So now you don't consider Ok a word? Everytime i'm typing something, do you want me to use the longer version and write out okay? So now you don't support lazyness?!?! I'd go on strike, but i'm such a bad speller I couldn't type anything without you. You win this battle, Spellcheck. BUT THIS WAR I SHALL WIN!
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