So I decided to create a blog the other day. For some reason I've been feeling very random lately. So instead of constantly texting my friend really long texts about nothing but random shit, I decided to start a blog. The thing is, my family doesn't know I've started one. If my parents knew they would be mad. If my sisters knew they would tell my parents. So basically, I have a secret blog. Ok, that was off topic. I thought I might want to explain the name of my blog. I wasn't walking down the street one day and saw a dragon with a beard.
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| This did not happend. Picture is for effect only. |
Though that would have been awesome. I was actually at a pet store and saw a strange little lizard. It was a bearded dragon. And it was awesome. It was running around and trying to climb up the glass walls of it's cage. Anyway, I told Best Friend about it and she suggested I name my blog "Maybe I saw a Bearded Dragon."
By the way, because this is a secret blog, I am nicknaming everyone I know. These names will be pretty explanatory. Ex. Best Friend for my best friend, Sister#1 and Sister#2 for my sisters.
I just did Spellcheck. Do you know Spellcheck does not recognize Texting as a real word? Spellcheck: Get a life. How is texting not a real word? What else isn't a real word to you? Is phone a real word? What about Blogging? What about Vlogging?!? So, Spellcheck, you consider blogging and vlogging real words, but not Texting? There you go again! Highlighting texting in yellow to helpfully alert me that I am a terrible speller and that texting is not a real word! Actully, Spellcheck, you just decided to stop working. So I copyed this post and put it on a Microsoft Word document and guess what you just told me! Vlogging isn't a real word either! You must stop this immediately! I hope you will reconsider these actions.
I FINISHED MY FIRST POST! VICTORY! *Colorfull confettie starts raining down*
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