I'm going to be a professional movie hobo

I decided what I'm going to have for a job! Me and two really good friends were in English class one day, and somehow started talking about how lazy I am. Then Friend#1 suggested I be a hobo when I grow up. I thought that was a slightly good idea.

Then another friend suggested I be a hobo, but in movies. I'd be paid, and also, I wouldn't have to make my own signs! You know, the ones that say "Will work for food?" I'd be told where to go, what to say, and how to act, so I wouldn't have to make many decisions. So I decided I'm going to be a professional movie hobo. I'll probably take any movie rolls offered to me, so you may see me in:

Si-Fi:  As the awkward hobo guy who stands and watches the world ending, not running away
Horror: As the hobo who gets eaten by the zombies while people watch in terror
Action: Hobo randomly getting high in the background
Mystery: The hobo who gets killed by the murderer
Romance: The weird hobo who randomly gives romantic advice to the bad husband/wife/parent
Comedy: Another hobo randomly getting high, probably trying to get other people high