Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Lazyness Can Make You Do Weird Things

Does anyone else use forks, spoons, and knives interchangeably?
Because I do. Maybe it's because I'm lazy, but when I'm trying to find a knife and I can't find one, I tend to just grab a fork instead. Why? Because I don't want to pick up a knife from the drying rack and dry it. So this is what normally happens:
Or If I can't find a spoon this normally happens:
The only bad thing is I can't use either the knife or the spoon as a fork. So if I need a fork, I almost always have to get up and wash/dry one. Which I don't want to do, because it seems like too much work. Well, I guess I could spear the food with a knife and then eat it, but that would look a little bit weird. Like something from the middle ages. You know, where the knights spear stuff on the knives and then act all tough and eat the food from the knife? Yeah, that's what I'd look like.

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