Cyanide & Happiness Comic Rewrite Contest

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So, the wonderful people who have brought us such sophisticated comics as Cyanide & Happiness are having a comic rewrite contest. I, having no facebook, cannot enter, but here's a comic I rewrote...and the original comic:
By the way, the first comic is the rewritten one and the second comic is the original







The Rewritten Comic





The original comic


And if everyone thought my rewritten comic sucked, you can always go to explosm.net and check out the other comics they have created, all of them are hysterical.