Cyanide & Happiness Comic Rewrite Contest

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So, the wonderful people who have brought us such sophisticated comics as Cyanide & Happiness are having a comic rewrite contest. I, having no facebook, cannot enter, but here's a comic I rewrote...and the original comic:
By the way, the first comic is the rewritten one and the second comic is the original







The Rewritten Comic





The original comic


And if everyone thought my rewritten comic sucked, you can always go to explosm.net and check out the other comics they have created, all of them are hysterical.

Roosters are dangerous animals

So, the other day I went to work at a barn. Me and Friend#1 and Friend#2 were there, and so I went to collect chicken eggs. As I was doing this I felt a light pecking on my leg. I looked down, and the rooster was tapping at my leg. I kicked out a little, to scare it off, and went back to collecting eggs. A second later I felt the same tapping, so I kicked our again. Then, I felt pain. I looked down, and the rooster was attacking me. Being reasonable and brave, I screamed and ran out of the chicken coup.
Friend#2 comes running from one of the horses stall and goes "What happened? Are you alright?" I start rambling about the rooster and it attacking me. Then Friend#1 comes over, and goes (as chill as anything) "Oh, Redford(That's the name of the rooster) attacked you? Yeah, he attacked me....although we can't tell if he's attacking us or trying to rape us..."
Because we are all mature, responsible people that led to a discussion about "How funny would it be if Friend#2 wrote a book called 'I was raped' and then then when you read it, you figure out it was a rooster" and also "Mom! Mom! I'm pregnant!" "What the heck?!? How did that happen?!?" "A ROOSTER!"

You Just Had To BE There

So, today I went over my friends house, and her mom was going to drive us somewhere. So she asked Friend#1 to pull the car over to the door. So me, Friend#1 and Friend#2 walk over to their truck and get in. Unfortunately, Friend#2 ends up in the drivers seat. So she says "Friend#1, can I try driving?"
 And so friend#2 is all "sure, why not." And then Friend#2 goes "So...how do you drive a car?"
Me and Friend#1 start freaking out about how she's not going to get to drive the truck. Friend#2 refuses to move, and then turns to us and says "Well, I've driven a go cart before. How different can it be?" I start flipping out, and Friend#1 gets control of the situation and navigates us safely to the house. Then Friend#2 asks if she can back up. Friend#1 said sure, I don'tknow why, I guess she thought it would be safer. So Friend#2 starts to back up, but accelerates to fast and then SLAMS on the breaks. We all fly forward and then Friend#1's Mom walks over and goes "Nice stop."
It was hilarious.
Reading this back, though, maybe you just had to be there. I hate when "you just had to be there," because you could be in tears from laughing so hard but its awkward because the other person is just kinda looking at you, because they can find nothing funny in the story. This happens to me ALL the time.

Funny show you should look up

This isn't a real post, but the other day we went to our friends mountain condo-thing and they're son put on this really, really, REALLY funny show from Australia. It's called Angry Boys and it's absolutely hysterical. Mainly because of...well, I'm not going to ruin the surprise. Its most likely on YouTube. I haven't checked. Anyway, apparently there's another one called Summer Highs High or something, but I think I got the name wrong. Anyway, they're both hilarious, I strongly urge you to look them up.
And Happy 2012!
The world did not end!
I'm gunna kill those Mayans, I had my survival gear all bought and ready to go...