My Bad Luck with iPods

I haven't wrote anything in so long...I decided my attempt at blogging was a complete failure and that if I extended it I would be wracked with shame for the rest of my life. But I've started doing stupid, hyperactive things again so I have some more stories that may or may not make a good post.

I'm bad with technology. I mean, I'm great at figuring out how to work technology. I'm fine with that. I just have bad luck. I've broken two iPods, crashed my laptop at least five times, and also damaged my laptops screen and keyboard. Here's an example of my luck with technology.
    
The town that I live in is a very small town, and every year we have a fair during the fall.  Its fun, there's lots of fried food, kids smoke pot and avoid the one police officer, there's live music, ect. All in all, its good. Unfortunately, I got caught up in all the excitement. I tend to become a spur-of-the-moment person when I get excited. Normally, I think things through. I'm kinda responsible. But when people around me get crazy, I get crazy. And I was hanging out with three crazy chicks all night.

While I was at the Fair, I decided that carrying around my sweatshirt and iPod was too much trouble. I ran over to our parked car and threw my sweatshirt, with my iPod in the pocket, under it. My reasoning was that asking my parents to unlock the door was too much trouble.

With my iPod safe, I walked away.

About halfway through the night, I got cold. I went back to the car to find it gone. My parents drove away from the Fair. I was not worried about this, I knew they'd be back soon.

Time went by, and when it was almost time to leave I took out my iPod and tried to turn it on. It would not work. I tried and tried unsuccessfully. At first I was confused, then I remembered. The Car. When my parents left, they had unknowingly ran over my iPod.

When I got home, I plugged the earphones into my laptop, and the earphones worked. Buy Skullcandy, people. Mine were run over by a car and still work.

Anyways all this happened and though I was devastated, I had a shuffle. So it would be ok. Not. With my luck I put my shuffle in to the washing machine in the same sweatshirt that my nano got ran over in. That's Irony for you. Skullcandy earbuds still work fine though.

I didn't tell my parents about the Nano, I figured I could tell them it ran out of space and that's why I was using the shuffle. But now I have no Nano, no Shuffle, and I am positive that this will not end well.
 

Cyanide & Happiness Comic Rewrite Contest

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So, the wonderful people who have brought us such sophisticated comics as Cyanide & Happiness are having a comic rewrite contest. I, having no facebook, cannot enter, but here's a comic I rewrote...and the original comic:
By the way, the first comic is the rewritten one and the second comic is the original







The Rewritten Comic





The original comic


And if everyone thought my rewritten comic sucked, you can always go to explosm.net and check out the other comics they have created, all of them are hysterical.

Roosters are dangerous animals

So, the other day I went to work at a barn. Me and Friend#1 and Friend#2 were there, and so I went to collect chicken eggs. As I was doing this I felt a light pecking on my leg. I looked down, and the rooster was tapping at my leg. I kicked out a little, to scare it off, and went back to collecting eggs. A second later I felt the same tapping, so I kicked our again. Then, I felt pain. I looked down, and the rooster was attacking me. Being reasonable and brave, I screamed and ran out of the chicken coup.
Friend#2 comes running from one of the horses stall and goes "What happened? Are you alright?" I start rambling about the rooster and it attacking me. Then Friend#1 comes over, and goes (as chill as anything) "Oh, Redford(That's the name of the rooster) attacked you? Yeah, he attacked me....although we can't tell if he's attacking us or trying to rape us..."
Because we are all mature, responsible people that led to a discussion about "How funny would it be if Friend#2 wrote a book called 'I was raped' and then then when you read it, you figure out it was a rooster" and also "Mom! Mom! I'm pregnant!" "What the heck?!? How did that happen?!?" "A ROOSTER!"

You Just Had To BE There

So, today I went over my friends house, and her mom was going to drive us somewhere. So she asked Friend#1 to pull the car over to the door. So me, Friend#1 and Friend#2 walk over to their truck and get in. Unfortunately, Friend#2 ends up in the drivers seat. So she says "Friend#1, can I try driving?"
 And so friend#2 is all "sure, why not." And then Friend#2 goes "So...how do you drive a car?"
Me and Friend#1 start freaking out about how she's not going to get to drive the truck. Friend#2 refuses to move, and then turns to us and says "Well, I've driven a go cart before. How different can it be?" I start flipping out, and Friend#1 gets control of the situation and navigates us safely to the house. Then Friend#2 asks if she can back up. Friend#1 said sure, I don'tknow why, I guess she thought it would be safer. So Friend#2 starts to back up, but accelerates to fast and then SLAMS on the breaks. We all fly forward and then Friend#1's Mom walks over and goes "Nice stop."
It was hilarious.
Reading this back, though, maybe you just had to be there. I hate when "you just had to be there," because you could be in tears from laughing so hard but its awkward because the other person is just kinda looking at you, because they can find nothing funny in the story. This happens to me ALL the time.

Funny show you should look up

This isn't a real post, but the other day we went to our friends mountain condo-thing and they're son put on this really, really, REALLY funny show from Australia. It's called Angry Boys and it's absolutely hysterical. Mainly because of...well, I'm not going to ruin the surprise. Its most likely on YouTube. I haven't checked. Anyway, apparently there's another one called Summer Highs High or something, but I think I got the name wrong. Anyway, they're both hilarious, I strongly urge you to look them up.
And Happy 2012!
The world did not end!
I'm gunna kill those Mayans, I had my survival gear all bought and ready to go...